Prompt Courtesy of Stephen Drury: "So Orpheus and Prometheus walk into a bar..."

and Orpheus says, "man, this place is a hell hole." To which Prometheus replies, "no doubt, but liver die, I'm getting laid tonight. Dude, check out that hot chick in the corner. She is on FIRE!"

"Well, go talk to her, but don't Titan up like you did last time!"

"I didn't Titan up!," Prometheus retorted passionately. "You're such a lyre!"

Orpheus peered over his shoulder at Prometheus with a look of self-assurance and said, "Yeah, well, I'm a guy who Styx to a plan."

"Sure... Now watch this! Hey babe, I'd carry the world on my shoulders for you."

The evening was a Hadeous failure.